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Hairy Poon Typhoon

When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.
by VelvetFog January 13, 2015
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HAFFY

Tell someone: I am haffy right now!
by HaffyNow May 31, 2016
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hairy pancake

When a female has a very good amount of pubes and a male cums all over them.
"Tytus totally gave her a hairy pancake last night"
by juicey.sackling May 18, 2016
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Sweetness Fes Hairy Zero Cool

Well "hairy" means awesome, as well as "zero cool". So that makes it twice as cool! And "sweetness" inhances it even more! As for "fes"... I have no clue where that came from =P I didn't make that part up! So you put it all together, and it's this totally AMAZING, ROCKING word!!!!!!!!!!!
Llama's are definitely "sweetness fes hairy zero cool"!!!
by Jo Rempel December 7, 2006
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hairy slice

hairy slice (n) a descriptive term meaning literally "hairy vagina"
"You're such a hairy slice"
by BringerOfWisdom April 2, 2004
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Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.
"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"
by Austin42g April 1, 2010
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hairy-man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm
After we fucked, she washed her hairy-man salsanoun.
by Chase Zarate May 8, 2009
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