guser

"goo-ser"

1) a hateful, jealous, uneducated poker enthusiast

2) often found on the rails of the largest online poker games belittling the players

3) generally busto

"I was playing poker yesterday when this guser on the rail was whining about how bad the guy was that busted his bankroll."

by Patrik Antonius May 2, 2007

Gutter Buns

A Cats fat

That cats gutter buns is soft

by hangloose4 June 13, 2011

Gutter Rat

Zoe Maree

“See that gutter rat over there?”

“Yeah bro, that’s Zoe Maree”

by Zoe Maree is a fucking rat March 31, 2020

sperm gutter

a women or gay man who swallows alot of jiz

stay away from her shes a sperm gutter

by sydney miner June 11, 2006

Köln Gusher Effect

1. A side-effect arising from a female foreign exchange student, alienated by language barriers, deciding to spend the semester in her bedroom, auto-stimulating.

2. A prog-rock band from Wisconsin.

"My God, dude! We slept together once before she left, but now she's returned there is a serious Köln Gusher Effect going on!"
"Hot! Did you have a towel?"

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

GUTTER SL*T

a knob sucking testicle lover

Moe aka flexxy

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Gutter Helmut

The art of ejaculating on that one spot, towards the back of her head, where it causes a flow down to her back and then continues along her ass crack and ends up collecting into a pool on the floor.

Damnit Cletus! Why you always gotta jizz on the back of my head?
Listen here woman! The day you can jizz on the back of my head is the day you can tell me where i should be jizz'n!
I like how it just flows like rain...
Now go take your shower and let's cuddle, my little gutter helmut!

by AthieN September 4, 2008