guaped

being guaped is the act of getting shit on in a fight.

"yo did you see Clyde he got guaped

by guapster July 20, 2019

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

guizette

Is a small copper coin with a beautiful personality, people always notice her when she walks into the room. also, likes cleaning cars.

wow is that guizette cleaning my car!?

by angelXdust November 14, 2019

GuineaDad

How you spend all your money on $54 fleece liners for your spoiled af guinea pig. GuineaDad (Si Hyung Lee, 시형 리) is a Korean dude with these cutie patootie guinea pigs, and a successful guinea pig channel.

"Mom, can I borrow $20?"
"What happened to the $100 I gave you yesterday?"
"I. . . went on Amazon and spent it on GuineaDad stuff. . . "
"F-ck you."

by thewheekingpiggy January 6, 2020

Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them

Did you know GUINEA pigs poop 20 times an hour?!

by I like guinea pigs :> March 28, 2020

Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.

"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."

by Sailor May April 16, 2020

Guinea pig

Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!

My guinea pig can do all sorts of tricks.

by AsianPowerr666 May 5, 2020