ex-best friend 

Someone you hate to love.

Ex-best friends are worse than enemies. At least your enemy cares enough to hate you.

ex-best friend by DarkNeko August 3, 2011

A Friend

what women keep calling me

she just wants to be my friend...i am never leave my parents house agin...except for maybe the occasional everquest lan-party

A Friend by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

Toxic Friend 

A friend who when around you belittles you or makes you feel bad about yourself. Someone you hate to be around. Someone who everyone fears, but is still their friend

That Billy Bob is such a Toxic Friend the way he makes fun of me.

Toxic Friend by mizballa16 June 9, 2004

say hello to my little friend 

What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."

"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"

say hello to my little friend by Bobby De Niro December 12, 2004

every girl's best friend 

Either a diamond, a faggot, or a dildo.

every girl's best friend by Pig May 8, 2003

real friend 

a person who makes your problems theirs and tries to help you through them.. however, sometimes creating them.

the person who would st with you at lunch when your other so-called 'friends' diched you because you weren't 'cool'//'accepted' is your real friend.

the real friend that tells you never to worry about the things you cant change.

<3

real friend by Lindsey Amanda Smith June 11, 2006

friend purgatory

A place for people who have requested to friend you on facebook. Instead of confirming or denying friendship you just leave them in friend purgatory.

I got faced by an old highschool buddy but I just left them in friend purgatory until I decide if they are friend worthy and can get into my friend heaven or deny them entry.

friend purgatory by onefractal December 8, 2009