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Lynnfield Football

Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.
The Lynnfield football team is the worst team in Massachusetts.
by probablythat November 18, 2018
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political football

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.
Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.
by jpillar26 March 4, 2019
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Bruin Football

Where the toughest become tough, losers become losers. If you walk on the feild your dead and also the only place to be in is FIRST!! Freakkkkk
It’s cause ima Bruin football player dude
This school only cares about Bruin football
by FreakingWin4Peat March 13, 2019
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Bottle Football

Places where dreams are made of. Best school football team in the land. Originated from playing football with a bottle all day all night. Bottle grind never stops at bottle football COYB
I would hate to play Bottle Football.
by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019
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silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.
silent football?

sure turn off the lights, find a lantern and gather round
by fishboy July 13, 2020
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Pro Football Focus

Known as “PFF”. PFF is a bunch of computer nerds staring at a sweaty dude then making up random numbers that casuals try to use at every turn.
P1: “Pro Football Focus says this person is bad”
P2: *punches P1* “shut up Jeffery
by TreyHendricksonsNutsack March 16, 2021
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Small football small money

It's a sentence used in Hungary by hungarian people, they usually prefer this sentence as a very clever and intelligent way to say "TIPMSZMIKSZ".
Kis pénz Kis Foci na csumiiiiiiii Small football small money
by HAMUUD May 18, 2021
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