Flowrr

A flowrr is such a sweet and beautiful girl that everyone wants to get to know. She never fails to make you laugh. Flowrr is always there when you need her and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, a flowrr knows how to bring you back down to Earth. She is very calm and levelheaded. A flowrr can talk to you for hours and the conversation never gets old. She is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Flowrr can be quite the head turner, but she is always loyal. She deeply cares about trust and it can be extremely hard to earn it back once it is gone. A flowrr loves passionately and once she has fallen for someone special, she would do anything and everything in her power to keep them. She always knows how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special person in the world. There is never a dull moment with a flowrr.

If i only had a girl like Flowrr in my life

by WeirdWeebRay June 2, 2020

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

floorhead

When headdesk just won't cut it.

A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*

by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008

floorsweep scrapple

Spam AKA Hobo Ham

The only thing I had to eat last night was a Floorsweep Scrapple sandwich.

by Okie Blue April 8, 2009

Floorganization

Where everything in the bedroom is thrown on to the floor, therefore things are found easier.

"I found what I was looking for on my floordrobe, I've got such good floorganization.

by floorganized July 12, 2009

Floorblower

A woman who reaches up to your waist in height; makes for easy head

"Dude, that chick is so short. She's like a floorblower"

by dickonparole April 12, 2010

floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011