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Flex

Somethings is a flex when it’s cool/prestigious to have, cool to have done, or just cool/prestigious.
Ex: buying a million dollars house at 20 is a flex.
by Benz’O July 5, 2022
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Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.
The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.
by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023
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Flex

What a 79 series can't do
Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200
by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021
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Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025
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Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
by von groovy June 23, 2024
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dickie flex

when a man flexes his peen
wanna watch me dickie flex?
YOU CAN DO THAT??!
by heisnurens November 10, 2021
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