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Flaker

a really bad diss name for the Lakers that does not make any sense. used by most Laker haters.
Guy1: Hey im about to watch the Laker game.

Guy2: Oh you mean the flakers? They suck.

Guy1: Umm yeaaa.. why are they "flakers"? they're like one of the best teams in the NBA.

Guy2: I hate em. They suck.

Guy1: haha ok man.
by HaroldCrick June 10, 2009
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Frosted Flakes

A blonde person who has been put inside of a freezer.
The redhead poured liquid nitrogen on the blonde, turning her into frosted flakes.
by sux0r August 13, 2003
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jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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Bald Eagle Flakes

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.
Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.
by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009
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candy flakes

the flaky substance left in a woman's panties after the duck butter dries
"I know she's making some duck butter out on the dance floor!"
by Ug Lee June 18, 2002
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Fake Flakey

One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.

Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.

This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.

This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."

"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."

Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
by Aedwynn November 3, 2005
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maricon flake

Maricon Flake means gay,fag,froot loop etc.
by Lu Ru June 20, 2008
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