Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.
Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
by BIG SCRAP November 24, 2015
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First Fit Energy

When you put on a brand new ‘fit, usually newly thrifted or sought out intentionally. You are feeling yourself and the ‘fit is absolutely perfect for the moment at hand. You have confidence and radiate determination to let yourself shine! Sometimes abbreviated as FFE. Not even comparable to Big Dick Energy, so don’t even try.

Often used to describe a waste of effort I.e. “damn, I went on this date and had first fit energy but he was so boring.”
Baddie in group chat: OKAAYYYY I have First Fit Energy tnightttt!

Baddie #1: Pics!?!

Baddie #2: duuuuudeeeee I just got back from school I’m dead.
Baddie #3: *sends pic*
Baddie #1 omggjs ienxi yes perfection

Baddie #2: wait did you go on that date already?!? Wahoooooo
by Aria Darling October 28, 2022
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Flying shit fit

To have an epic meltdown, tantrum

When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind

Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue
Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!

Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of
by Lovey chipmunk December 10, 2018
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Fit-Ting-Aling

To call someone Fit-ting-aling means they are fit or beautiful.
by Fit_Ting_Aling June 13, 2011
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fresh fit friday

the act of looking sexy, clean cut, all around fucking great, dashing, debonair, handsome, attractive, promiscuous, hella buff, fine looking, not ken like, confident, hot, hawt, sexually active, incontrol, a boss, always on top, available at all times, hella buff, amazing, arousing, erotic, adorable, suave, charming, appealing, attractive, luscious, delicious, pornographic, cool, alluring, sexually stimulating, x-rated, voluptuous, steamy, perfect, passionate, erect, fuckable, not related to a congo line of dicks and buttholes, first objective is to look good everything else is to take backseat on a friday.
chic chic "damn those guys look hella fresh fit on fresh fit friday"
chic chic dos "ya i no why arent we naked right now?"
by ken ni November 07, 2009
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if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.
"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."
by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005
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Bitch Fit Jeans

What you call jeans worn by a guy that are extremely tight on him, and that were most likely made for a women.
"Hey look, Hank is wearing his bitch fit jeans today!"
by tpainbakersman February 18, 2012
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