Dying Duck Fit

A demonstration of anger and frustration that sounds like the duck dying a painful, screaming death.

Mom had a dying duck fit when she received my sisters college report cart, and she failed every one of her classes.

by Firstdefinition September 13, 2016

Fit-Ting-Aling

To call someone Fit-ting-aling means they are fit or beautiful.

That person it looking fit-ting-aling

by Fit_Ting_Aling December 11, 2011

Flying shit fit

To have an epic meltdown, tantrum

When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind

Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue

Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!

Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of

by Lovey chipmunk December 9, 2018

Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.

Helen is fit as front door.

by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020

fresh fit friday

the act of looking sexy, clean cut, all around fucking great, dashing, debonair, handsome, attractive, promiscuous, hella buff, fine looking, not ken like, confident, hot, hawt, sexually active, incontrol, a boss, always on top, available at all times, hella buff, amazing, arousing, erotic, adorable, suave, charming, appealing, attractive, luscious, delicious, pornographic, cool, alluring, sexually stimulating, x-rated, voluptuous, steamy, perfect, passionate, erect, fuckable, not related to a congo line of dicks and buttholes, first objective is to look good everything else is to take backseat on a friday.

chic chic "damn those guys look hella fresh fit on fresh fit friday"
chic chic dos "ya i no why arent we naked right now?"

by ken ni November 6, 2009

if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

Bitch Fit Jeans

What you call jeans worn by a guy that are extremely tight on him, and that were most likely made for a women.

"Hey look, Hank is wearing his bitch fit jeans today!"

by tpainbakersman April 18, 2012