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Food Fart

It's when your farts somewhat resemble the smell of your food you ate a couple of hours ago. There are many different scents to farts depending on what you eat. These kind of farts may smell a little pleasing to you but totally foul to everyone around you.
Food Fart moment:

Dude 1: *Farts* Mmm burrito fart!

Dude 2: OMFG!!! It smells so disgusting! I'm never chilling with you on the days you chose to go to Taco Bell ever again. *Runs out of the room covering his nose*
by Dancing with Fire December 10, 2010
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parked a fart

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.
Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.
by Dogger Dude February 18, 2018
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running farts

Where you have to fart while you are running. When you fart, you can't stop farting.

This is also caused when you have to fart and attempt to hold it in and then you start running.
That was the worst 100 meter sprint I had to do, I had the running farts the whole way.
by Ewout Rook March 13, 2009
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fart cannon

A huge ass muffler attached to small engines.
Honda Civic with a 10 inch fart cannon that makes very noisy pathetic sounds.
by mmx January 16, 2004
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Jizz Fart

When a man ejaculates into his partners ass/butt crack and as the day progresses said reciever ends up farting out jizz for the next 5hrs
Sally always Jizz Farts whenever Johhny comes in her butt.
by Germish January 19, 2010
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fart party

(noun): 1. a party where people sit around farting and galavanting. 2. A cluster fuck. 3. A situation that is not taken seriously.
Why are you sitting around, having a fart party, when there is work to be done.

That operation was a real fart party.
by Ned Plimpton February 24, 2011
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