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fart app

An application for a mobile phone that does nothing more than flatulence sounds. It also generally describes any mobile phone application that is overpriced and useless.
Check out this fart app I bought for my iPhone!!! This has premium fart noises.
by betito84 February 14, 2010
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Pissed as a fart

Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.
"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"
by bearhugstef October 11, 2013
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After fart

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass
Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants
by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009
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Food Fart

It's when your farts somewhat resemble the smell of your food you ate a couple of hours ago. There are many different scents to farts depending on what you eat. These kind of farts may smell a little pleasing to you but totally foul to everyone around you.
Food Fart moment:

Dude 1: *Farts* Mmm burrito fart!

Dude 2: OMFG!!! It smells so disgusting! I'm never chilling with you on the days you chose to go to Taco Bell ever again. *Runs out of the room covering his nose*
by Dancing with Fire December 10, 2010
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parked a fart

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.
Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.
by Dogger Dude February 18, 2018
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running farts

Where you have to fart while you are running. When you fart, you can't stop farting.

This is also caused when you have to fart and attempt to hold it in and then you start running.
That was the worst 100 meter sprint I had to do, I had the running farts the whole way.
by Ewout Rook March 13, 2009
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fart cannon

A huge ass muffler attached to small engines.
Honda Civic with a 10 inch fart cannon that makes very noisy pathetic sounds.
by mmx January 16, 2004
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