Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time

Go watch Middle Eastern Gun Training

by ImmaNut January 24, 2017

Double Easter

When you stick a Peep in her front and a Cadbury egg in her back.

I gave her a Double Easter for Good Friday

by Beerwench February 5, 2017

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

she-eister

To shove illegal substances in the vagina. Origin keister

The cops pulled them over so Jenny had to she-eister her bag of dope.

by Pseudoprosciutto April 23, 2018

Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth

Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!

by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019

Middle eastern steamwell

It’s the thing where two jacked middle eastern midgets strap you down and poop on your chest while you’re being water boarded while. Swag.

Yo bro, that girl I picked up last night was such a freak she let me do a middle eastern steamwell

by Loose seal January 27, 2021