sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

Evan Davidson

a simp for squidward tentacles

“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”

by deanna lynn September 11, 2020

Evan Voils

Evan Voils gets no bitches

P1: Hey have you heard about Evan Voils?
P2: Yeah I heard he gets no bitches.

by HiiBoiz March 13, 2023

evan + kia

Evan and kia are best friends, and will be best friends for ever, they should be inseparable and love each-other throughout everything, They will be there for each other during the toughest of times and live together in joy.

Cole: hey man don’t you think Evan + Kia are pretty good friends together?
Stacy: Yeah totally!!

by I love everyoone August 18, 2023

evan rosa

has an awful foot fetish , will beg you for feet pics

“dude evan rosa just snapped me”

“ he is definitely asking you for feet pics”

“ yo what the fuck”

by jwalden1878 October 16, 2019

Morrow Evans

An ordinary human with a toe

Morrow Evans is cool

by :()7-9=-2 October 30, 2019

Leighton Evans

Leighton Evans is a epic beast at gaming and can crank mad 90's on anyone, he is the alpha fortnite player when put up against anyone.

Leighton Evans, your such an epic gamer! Please play duos with me your so cool!

by slimeyboy69 November 4, 2019