by Sacul Ekaj March 20, 2008
Get the eyepod mug.eye⋅bor⋅tion (ayh-BORE-shun)
-noun
1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.
2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.
-noun
1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.
2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.
1.
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."
2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."
2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "
by soso2 December 28, 2009
Get the Eyebortion mug.To rapidly blink your eyelids in a rapid fashion while listening to a musical track that you would normally "rave" to.
Pros:
* Cheaper then a Lightswitch Rave
* Can be customized to the users Raving experience by changing how fast the eyelids are blinked.
Cons:
* May give you a headache.
Pros:
* Cheaper then a Lightswitch Rave
* Can be customized to the users Raving experience by changing how fast the eyelids are blinked.
Cons:
* May give you a headache.
by Daggaroth August 5, 2011
Get the Eyelid Rave mug.The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.
by Philfee November 30, 2013
Get the eye fart mug.The spell that Seamus Finnigan uses to try and turn his goblet of water into rum. Much like everything else that he tries to put spells on, the water explodes in his face.
Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM
by luvcats222 January 6, 2016
Get the Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum! mug.A handsome intelligent dood with a good sense of humor. Known for being weird and especially quiet around strangers. Romantic, but shy to ask out a girl.
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