emporer of the dust

A person who enjoys sleeping with very old people

What he slept with her, shes like 89! He's a real emporer of the dust!

by scorky February 29, 2012

Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

by Lobstah_711 December 09, 2018

Pork dust

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

by Russell Moobs August 03, 2010

sucker dust

the scratchings left over from a losing scratch and win lottery ticket.

Awww damn! all i got was sucker dust. No 50 grand for me.

by Shigz06 May 21, 2007

match in the dust

something will never work. When the concept is doubtful, it is a match in the dust. This is because when I lit match hits dust, it goes out and extinguishes. So when something is a match in the dust, it will never work.

"If Biden gets elected, America is going to be a match in the dust"

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020

dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."

"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"

by lueby popoff September 20, 2009

Dust Baby

One having a father of an older age, usually in his 60's or higher at the time of birth. Usually only a product of an older father, seeing as females lose that ability many years previously.

Kid: My dad had me at 17, no wonder i had nothing

Kid2: Mine had me at 70, i got everything he had his whole life when i turned 18;D

Kid: was your mom a hoe or something? because your nothing more than a dust baby

Kid2: I know:(

by RCK3 September 23, 2012