triple decker turdpie

A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.

Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.

by Jayne Fisher July 13, 2012

urban dickering

A game played between people where you take turns sharing disgusting, humorous and/or lewd Urban Dictionary definitions. The winner is the last one standing (or not puking).

"I lost the Urban Dickering game when he told me the definition of an Alabama Hot Pocket!! >barf<

by LisaCar April 17, 2014

major duckets

a big load of cash dollars

I hit it big at the slots, got me some major duckets

rich girls need major duckets to be sat-is-fiiied

by TheDucketsMajor September 15, 2014

tohem decker

To take a dump it the top part of the toilet. Leaving a noxious odor for weeks

Sans took a Tohem decker at the public school to protest poor party behavior

by Dutch Sana March 9, 2015

little dicker

You are a little dicker because only little dickers look up this word.

"See that little dicker over there? That's you. Because you are a little dicker."

by lildicker June 2, 2015

locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.

Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."

by xx.donald.j.trump.swag.xx69 March 9, 2016

getting dickered

Getting dickered is a saying us red necks use for getting drunk or getting smashed...

Oh how am I'm getting dickered tonight

by 37darkshadow July 31, 2016