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Cookie dough 

Cookie dough is the holy grail of food; an utterly amazing, brilliant, treat that is considered the most delicious food in many places. You make it with just the right amount of salt and with as many chocolate chips as possible. Cookie dough is known to relieve stress and release endorphins which makes you happy. Cookie dough is one of the best foods in the whole entire history of the whole wide world and I urge you, reader, to try it and experience true happiness.
“Ugh im so sad 😭 “
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
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biscuit dough 

What you throw at greedy Millionaires and Billionaires.
Since big corporates have stolen our bread and cake for decades as their profits, throw them their biscuit dough.
biscuit dough by Turbin Mike October 11, 2020
Much like his predecessor gave out Donny Dollars for Socialism. President Biden will give out Joe Dough as his form of Socialism
I just got my $1400 in Joe Dough, thanks Uncle Joey.
Joe Dough by John Q Public January 19, 2021

slutty doughnut

She thicc. She difficult

Aaron doughtty 

The best woke youtuber there is! If you see this aaron add me on ig : cosmiccuriosity9999 shoot me a message
Yeah I was watching aaron doughtty the other day he was talking about his job at Nordstrom selling women's shoes and how his boss was a total dick so he left and went to Sedona and astral projected with leeor alexandria

Sloppy Doughie

Bread made from the ovaries of women.
yummy yummy sloppy doughie!

Dirty Dougherty 

The act of fucking your cat and cumming in its ass
I caught my brother doing the dirty Dougherty
Dirty Dougherty by Real fakt September 9, 2021