Sim Dating

A romantic relationship between two people's online characters, but not between the actual people themselves. Also known as "Avatar Dating."

It allows for the ultimate "Safe Sex" experience, as well as permitting multiple relationships in multiple virtual gaming environments, such as WoW or Second Life

Yeah, my level 12 night elf has been sim dating her level 17 enchantress for quite a while now... but since she didn't help me out in my last battle with the mage, I'm going to dump her soon.

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

5th grade dating

10-11 year olds who are so desperate and impatient with love. 5th grade dating is when two children think it is a necessity to be in a relationship. This relationship consists in saying "I love you" over text and waving to each other in the hallway. That's it.

5th grader: OMG I love my boyfriend so much he is my everything!
Logical teen: kid you're 5th grade dating...calm down

by Not Putting My Real Name February 2, 2015

doing a spie

breaking the clutch on your car

<bloke 1> my cars broke :
<bloke 2> how?
<bloke 1> I did a spie :(

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.

If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.

by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006

Doing a Leslie

1. To masturbate on webcam (so called because Leslie Grantham was caught in his Eastenders dressing room doing just that)

2. To generally be a sexual deviant in an unpleasant manner (we can thank both John Leslie the British TV presenter, accused of some nastiness to one Ulrika Jonsson, and the aforementioned Leslie Grantham for this usage)

I was idly browsing some webcam chatrooms today when, much to my disgust (though not surprise), I caught my friend Chris Doing A Leslie from his pad in France.

by Chris Meme November 16, 2007

doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be

ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.

by crashtestdummy March 7, 2009

Doing a Dani.

Dramatically going over the top when something goes wrong.

There he/she goes, doing a Dani.

Don't do a Dani!

by blllllllllahaa June 2, 2009