Godfather deal

Accept the beneficial offer or suffer an excruciating punishment.

Here's my Godfather deal: call me on the phone and we'll chat, or date Chris instead.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

fair dinkum deals

fair dinkum deals is fair dinkum deals

I will make you a fair dinkum deal

e.g if you let me kill you, you can slap me after it is done

defined it is fair dinkum deals

by fair dinkum deals January 16, 2017

Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 17, 2022

Deal

An agreement between two or more parties, much like a promise or a garenter to keep ones word

Tell you what, lets make a deal?

Oh yeah, whats in it for me?

I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?

Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?

Thats what a deal is right?

True.

by Social Rejection June 10, 2018

Deal Slips

A reference to women’s loafers regarded for their ability to attract those wearing “Deal Sleds”. Deal Slips by nature are open heel loafers and may or may not have faux fur.

Stilettos are for Saturday night. Deal Slips are for attracting Deal Sleds at happy hour.

by boyjr10 September 1, 2020

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius

'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '

by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025