joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.

I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!

by Vixha January 06, 2016

deal with it hyung

when you want to be salty to someone that tested your saltiness

"You should deal with it hyung. Call hyung #2 if you have to"

by SEHUNISKARTHISBAE July 11, 2017

deal big

You say that instead of “big deal” - or when you wanna urge someone to take a risk(s).

Homie 1: omg, I forgot my phone at home !
Homie 2: deal big; we ain’t going back to get it…

by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021

doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!

by DatKiwi April 28, 2018

Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

seb pitzu deal

when 2 people make a deal that they are going to do something but both of them know that it is unlikely that they'll do it/ it actually happens but they talk like they will for sure do it/ it will for sure happen

person 1: there is a party tomorrow wanna come.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.

by pitzu January 29, 2020

self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.

"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."

by Aspxts-pa-leez January 05, 2018