chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005

Custie

A Slang Term for a person who attends jamband shows. These people are the bane of the "Scene" and bring nothing positive.

You know that older guy still on tour Zippy, He is such a custie.

by shaun flynn April 16, 2006

custard guts

Derogatory term, usually applied to females, but could also be used to refer to a male.

1. A female who engages in anal sex.

2. A female who swallows after oral sex.

"Look at custard guts over there, she gets around."

by Cyberdelia February 16, 2009

Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 7, 2014

Chubbie Custard

A synonym for crotch custard.

Ed loves Joe's chubbie custard.

by Hamish McFly October 17, 2006

pump custard

masturbating

When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.

by Tees September 29, 2013