Crotch Vomit

Child or baby - typically one that is screaming, stinking or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

"I was trapped on a plane with someone's crotch vomit in my face for six hours!"

by invincible mandarin July 10, 2009

Crotch Biscuit

Noun. Synonym for a feminine napkin

“Mikey, will you go get mommy a crotch biscuit?”

by Cbusta October 01, 2018

crater crotch

someone whose vajajay is so big it is like a moon crater

He: I would bonk Melinda, but her crater crotch is so big I would fall in!

by DonAmBe July 31, 2009

crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

by rasta21 July 16, 2008

crotch snowflake

Finely-powdered frozen semen. One of the lesser problems associated with masturbating outside in the winter.

"This snow cone is too salty"
"Eww dude, I think you're eating crotch snowflakes"

by pleatherman December 24, 2009

Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."

by duodsg September 06, 2008

crotch crumbs

another name for genital crabs. Also a name for subway crumbs that fall in one's crotch

Stop throwing your crotch crumbs at my face!

by snowwwwww April 22, 2009