lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella
by daddypig January 4, 2022
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The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
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2)Exclusively listens to the Cream of the Crust Podcast.
3) Will eat dubious food from almost anywhere.
2)Exclusively listens to the Cream of the Crust Podcast.
3) Will eat dubious food from almost anywhere.
by CreamoftheCrust March 19, 2022
Get the Crusty mug.Cristymistydinosaur is a 19 year old girl that streams with friends in a group called The Golden Club.
In The Golden Club are a total of 6 members called
Cristymistydinosaur - she created it
Lavampsr
Strikerplaysss
SiimplyRose
Mmilmil
And IIxxJiNXxxII
They all stream on Twitch
Is it true that Lavampsr and SiimplyRose are dating? Or are they engaged? They call eachother husband and wife.
Did SiimplyRose cheat on Cristymistydinosaur or was that all a joke.
Also, who is this new guy called mmilmil?
Are Cristymistydinosaur and mmilmil dating?
Cristymistydinosaur is super cute and has the funniest streams ever!
In The Golden Club are a total of 6 members called
Cristymistydinosaur - she created it
Lavampsr
Strikerplaysss
SiimplyRose
Mmilmil
And IIxxJiNXxxII
They all stream on Twitch
Is it true that Lavampsr and SiimplyRose are dating? Or are they engaged? They call eachother husband and wife.
Did SiimplyRose cheat on Cristymistydinosaur or was that all a joke.
Also, who is this new guy called mmilmil?
Are Cristymistydinosaur and mmilmil dating?
Cristymistydinosaur is super cute and has the funniest streams ever!
by Yngb March 25, 2022
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retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape
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