cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )

"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"

by CricBadger March 13, 2016

Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

by Master ski November 22, 2023

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.

That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.

by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022

cricketting

The subtle act of stimulating your penis using just your legs by rubbing them together; usually performed in public. Done correctly, cricketing can provide a very stimulating experience.

Dude did you see the girl in the front row, I couldn't stop cricketting, I got jizz in my shoes now

by Dog_vagina June 20, 2015

puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.

"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"

by Alowishus10 February 18, 2014

Sun Cricket

Unofficially the counter response to Moon Cricket, which is a phase coined to racially describe a P.O.C.; but is acceptable among the black community.

Look at the red necked sun cricket with his F150 and low rise jeans.

by AgentSmith311 November 24, 2023