Ookie Cookie

where a bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the cookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the Ookie.

those guys totally made him eat their ookie cookie.

by Bigg Z April 30, 2007

cookie granderson

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"

Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010

Cookie O'Clock

When it is time to munch on some dank ass cookies.

Hey, is it cookie o'clock yet? Let's run up to the store and get milk and cookies to get ready.

by CoolestBrosefEver April 14, 2010

Cookie Monster

When a man becomes so enraged when practicing oral sex on a woman, he screams "COOKIES!" and proceeds to attack and bite the vagina repeatedly, all while muttering "Om nom nom nom nom"

Last night, Dan went all Cookie Monster on my pussy!

by NickTesla May 25, 2010

cookie dough

The single best flavor of ice cream in existance, hands down. If you don't have some at home, go buy some at the grocery store at this very moment and purchase a small portion of ecstacy.

"I almost wished I was dead, but I had a bowl of cookie dough ice cream and my will to live was renewed."

by Sesshy December 6, 2004

Burnt Cookie

Person with an unusually dark complexion.

Gunther: Hey, what was the name of that black dude from Chem class?

Skip: You mean Larry? He's not black, he's Filipino.

Gunther: Hah seriously? Dude is one burnt cookie.

by Rodeo Chancheo February 13, 2009

Have a cookie

Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.

"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"

by noriddle January 26, 2010