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"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
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computer

how a majority of the people who post on here get dates.
dont deny it, its okay. its okkaaay babay i love u anwayaaaaayyyyaaaayyyaaayyy ayayayayayy ay ay ay as ya y y a y ast HAAANHHHH YEAAAAAAAh
by u smell like diareha August 12, 2004
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compton nigga

It is be a hood schnizzle from da krunk ass Kringle parts of ca nigga. Shit nigga if yo ass wants to keep yo hub spinnaz on dat bizzox chizzle den yo ass don't need to be anywere roun crizzip strizzle in east strizzle nizzle. Fo rizzille do. We be bloopin niggaz er day

That is a real quote from a real Compton ass nigga
Awwww hell dawg, dat nizzle just got blooped by a Compton nigga
by Home slizzice from da atl hoe December 1, 2015
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computer tumour

computer add on's. Such as: external hardrives, flashdrives, usb accesories, etc.
woah man, get rid of some of those computer tumours!
by colin magee January 18, 2008
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computer stupid

sumbody who dont know shit about computers
CODAY: that dont mean shit to me
CODAY: lol i am really computer stupid
CODAY: why dont you just d.l it your self
CODAY: but i can suck a mean dick tho!
by soma town May 10, 2008
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computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

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She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.
by cebaby June 20, 2009
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Computer Stutter

When someone is typing to quickly and types too many letters for a word.
Computer stutter = Loll (correctly spelled "lol")
by Stoner_dude55 September 7, 2009
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