commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people
Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch
by the brightest kid June 5, 2011
mugGet the Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patchmug.

You look like a cabbage

A brilliant insult by Kim Taehyung. It makes no sense whatever and can lead someone to severe depression.
by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019
mugGet the You look like a cabbagemug.

you smell like cabbage

Someone who has just done something so lame, you have no words to express your disapointment. An indivual with no common sense. An idiot.

By far, a line that should have been read in Napoleon Dynamite.
"Luke just totally ignored that hot babe that was talking to him!"

"Yeah, he smells like cabbage.:

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"You just droped my roor... you smell like cabbage."
by Who_leo October 14, 2008
mugGet the you smell like cabbagemug.
somesone called mietta that smells like a cabbage!!!!
someone who is retard and thinks she is the best at everything!!
mietta smells like cabbage

omg that was so mietta
by A123456789 April 13, 2011
mugGet the Mietta smells like cabbagemug.

Give me your cabbage

An ambiguous way of asking for someones virginity.
Kate: "Give me your cabbage!"
Fred: "when and where? ;)"
by vegetableperson March 12, 2011
mugGet the Give me your cabbagemug.
what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid
Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?
by micheal watts January 9, 2008
mugGet the did you bump yo head on a cabbage truckmug.

Cabbage

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs
“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”
by SapperT May 30, 2020
mugGet the Cabbagemug.

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