Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke

Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"

by mo-a February 8, 2005

Canada's History

according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"

Man, I just did Canada's History on your mom, and she loved it!

by TheBeaver. February 5, 2010

Crandace

A gin (preferabley Tanqueray)and tonic with 2-3 splashes of cranberry juice and a lime.

I'll have a gin and tonic- no, wait- i'm in a pink mood, make that a Crandace.

by Mingus Jones July 28, 2006

Clanday

Friends who are in only sexual relationships with you. Mostly hidden affairs.

He should not get too emotional with this, he is just a clanday to me.

by Ms Endowed December 4, 2010

chandamanokaki

The name of a person who kisses with her eyes partly open, likes hickeys, has an abbreviation for a nose, whose butt gets warm when she sleeps, and she doesn't like pink. She is the cutest snuggliest sexiest manokaki of them all. Rarely found in the wild, this one is a handful when caught. Make sure you're prepared to be bitten and slapped and loved like insane. There may be many kakis but there's only one Chandamanokaki !

Hey who is that really sexy little thing over there ? Chandamanokaki !

by perfectguy April 17, 2011

Canada Fresh

A mixture of vodka and Ginger Ale that creates a fresh taste and makes it easy to take down

wow this Canada Fresh is so easy to drink I can't even taste it

by jwill55 July 1, 2014

Canadalism

When one has a diet of only ice, beaver, moose, maple syrup, and Tim Hortons.

Guy #1: Hey, dude! Do you wanna go out for ribs?
Guy #2: Nah, I'm into canadalism.
Guy#1: Oh, sweet dude!!

by EmilytheMalicious(ORdelicious) August 9, 2015