Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

Jesus christ

a person who never existed, probably made up for fame.

That guy said he owns urban dictionary!

I bet 5 bucks he’s a Jesus Christ.

by THARSHEBLOES March 12, 2025

Pleasus christ

A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.

Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?

Son:
Yes mama.

Mama:
What’s the magic word?

Son:
Pleasus Christ.

Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.

by bodakun April 19, 2024

Christ

The question was "How do you reconcile YOUR conceptualization of christ with the orthodox view of christ?" And then he (Still-Dr. but soon to be Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson goes on this long-winded slew of his own talking points... Concluding that HIS conceptualization of Christ is correct and that he can see how he's not correct... And then he avoids the question entirely because he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't believe the Jesus was the creator of the universe in human form.

Hym "And he avoids the question about christ because he's the single most dishonest, evasive weasel you will ever see in your life! That doesn't answer the question! Nothing you said answers the question that was asked. But they don't care. They just want someone with women 'credibility' to shovel souls into the furnace. And he's happy to do it! So, long as he gets to pretend to be a thing he is not (An authority in the mental health community which is WHY he's losing his license! Because he's using his credentials to try and set himself up as an authority in the mental health community and the board was like "Um... Hey, yeah, you're not an authority" and now he's all "Well, I just don't see why they're taking my license away!" And that's funny). But that's why he wants (so desperately) for me to give this up. I have to pretend to not be the thing that I am... So HE can continue to pretend to be a thing he is not..."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2024

Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018

Orange Jesus Christ

Orange Jesus Christ is an expletive interjection that refers to the Christian religious figure of Jesus Christ and Donald Trump combined. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration; although often with humorous intent. It should be used when the more common expletive, Jesus Christ, is just not sufficient to explain the outrageousness of a situation. OJC is an acronym with the same meaning and use.

Have you been following American politics? Orange Jesus Christ it’s out of control.

by Blackduck21 February 5, 2024