Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
by loopydroop October 03, 2019
this is the position where 2 girls cut themselves in half and make a scissors out of their bodies and they have sexy sex fun
broken scissors position is very hot
by djodooidjohisdbuisaiohsaEA June 06, 2019
by Styrea October 19, 2018
Boulevard of Broken Dreams is a 1933 hit song with lyrics by Al Dubin and music by Harry Warren. Deane Janis with Hal Kemp's Orchestra recorded the original version on October 31, 1933, in Chicago, which was issued by Brunswick Records. In 1934, a rendition sung by Constance Bennett appeared in the film Moulin Rouge, but was unreleased on record. but was unreleased on record.
by sprinkleshit9000 December 05, 2023
a guy covers himself in a tight black blanket leaving his dick poking out of the blanket, So it's kind of like a tent, with one stick, and that stick being his dick. The girl must be blindfolded and try to put his dick in her pussy completely just SITTING down on it forcefully, She can not ease onto his dick when she finds it, She must completely FALL and sit down in random areas until it goes in, This may result in injury. Do not try this without medical people on standby
Gay Tony: You heard how Charlie broke his dick trying to do the broken rhino right?
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
by CharIie Sheen June 26, 2018
If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.
"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"
by Koomist February 24, 2021
im so heart broken!
by ecybceby July 14, 2020