Breetard

Someone who makes facts up on a daily basis and is barely capable of understanding game mechanics.

Bree is a Breetard. Good lord what a Breetard Bree is.

by The Aurora Blade Association February 1, 2009

ass breath

adver-noun. one who possesses breath which, in itself, possesses an aroma similar to that found within the anal regions of unkempt persons; the breath may or may not be visible in ALL temperatures, but the presence is identifiably by the turning of stomachs of those made to endure the stench.

Man, that girl is FINE as HELL, but she has ass breath!

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

Gooch Breath

after you lick someones gooch to the extreme your breath might smell like it. kinda musty and sour

yea i was sucking a gooch and then my girlfrined wouldnt kiss me because A. she now knows im gay and B. i have terrible gooch breath

by me February 14, 2003

godzilla breath

someone's breath that smells really bad.

EWWW! you have godzilla breath

by jovy August 27, 2003

Knob Breath

Commonly used as an insult, directed at or about a particular person who is worthy of such a title.

One qualifies as a Knob Breath if they either:

- Have the smell of a Knob on their breath
- Enjoy performing fellatio on a man's Knob
- Are moronic, stupid or unkempt
- Have little sense of smell
- Recently suffered from IVD or T.R.E.

1. Man, did you catch a whiff of Peter tonight? What a Knob Breath!

2. John wants to share his collection of stamps with us. He is a complete Knob Breath.

3. Hey, Luke's a Knob Breath. Let's not go to his funeral.

by Johannes Chimpo February 15, 2006

Doo Doo Breath

Commonly people think this term means that they have actual "shit breath." But it actually is an implication that the person being called "doo doo breath" likes to lick butt hole.

Sup Doo Doo Breath? How was that butt hole last nite?

by BAD LT March 16, 2005

Every Time I Breathe Air

A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.

Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?

by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013