When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.
There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:
1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:
1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.
JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
by JrobbieRcockJ March 25, 2010
Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.
by GroupText303 January 09, 2015
by i am matt shadows September 17, 2009
by puppadup June 14, 2015
After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
by coffee pot June 18, 2006
An overhaul to the traditional blumpkin, in which the receiver of the oral sex is performing an upper-decker (Shitting in the tank of the toilet). While the other participating member is straddling the toilets lower bowl A.C. Slater style, taking a shit while servicing the other.
She promised to give me a mount saint blumpkin if I agreed to watch twilight.
I've been watching a lot of "saved by the bell" lately, it's really got me craving a mount saint blumpkin.
I've been watching a lot of "saved by the bell" lately, it's really got me craving a mount saint blumpkin.
by Clarence Carter be Strokin August 08, 2011
Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.
by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010