I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.
by Dick driller January 8, 2009
Get the Self Induced Blumpkinmug. When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.
There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:
1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:
1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.
JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010
Get the wrecking ball blumpkinmug. Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.
by GroupText303 January 9, 2015
Get the Blumpkin Spiced Lattemug. meh blumpkin
by i am matt shadows September 18, 2009
Get the Blumpkinmug. After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
by coffee pot September 3, 2008
Get the Bruce Lee Blumpkinmug. An overhaul to the traditional blumpkin, in which the receiver of the oral sex is performing an upper-decker (Shitting in the tank of the toilet). While the other participating member is straddling the toilets lower bowl A.C. Slater style, taking a shit while servicing the other.
She promised to give me a mount saint blumpkin if I agreed to watch twilight.
I've been watching a lot of "saved by the bell" lately, it's really got me craving a mount saint blumpkin.
I've been watching a lot of "saved by the bell" lately, it's really got me craving a mount saint blumpkin.
by Clarence Carter be Strokin August 9, 2011
Get the Mount Saint Blumpkinmug. When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.
by Coltnasty August 19, 2021
Get the Double reverse blumpkinmug.