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Benjamin

Benjamin
(ben-juh-min)

An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.
“Don’t invite that Benjamin, he’ll just show up alone, flex his biceps, and talk about himself while nobody listens.”
by Obama has dih August 19, 2025
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he is wanted in 69 sates for the crime of heinous murder he is said to Rome the streets with ur ex girl but watch out he has said to always be strraped with Bella India No1 Karo White Toilet Tissue Roll - 12 Rolls so watch out has also has numerouse accounts of speeding so be careful he is on his way to get u now
benjamin frankiln the 3rd kjellberg is a heinous murder
by HIS head teacher October 8, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Chris Benjamins

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.
by Imaneditor January 3, 2017
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Benjamin

Benjamins are usually quiet and shy at first but once you get to know them, you'll meet the Benjamin that feels safe around you. They are an amazing friend and a cool guy to hang out with. They are mostly socially awkward but that's sometimes really cute:) You can rant to them about literally anything and have a genuine conversation about it. They are definitely creative and secretly musically talented. They don't have to revise for a test to get an average score, (lucky for them) and they can just chill out on a call with you sometimes.

They are fun to be around so, if you ever meet a Benjamin and you ever become friends with them make sure you treat them right, and make sure to never let them go because some Benjamins you'll meet are precious lil "babies" (LMFAO)
Norman: Hey Benjamin! What's up?
Benjamin: Nothing really, just chilling with Em on a discord call:)
Norman: Damn man, you're always on a call with Em.

(this is for the ben i know: uwu)
by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021
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