beday

When you take a dump and the splash comes up and soaks your ass.

I have a human beday. No need to buy one

by MTHOMS April 28, 2006

Ass bead

The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)

Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!

That guy's a fuckin ass bead!

Fucking ass bead stole all my beer!

Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine!

by inkyw February 4, 2004

bead bath

A sexual act in which the woman inserts anal beads into the man's anus and then after letting it stay there for a while, yanks it out, allowing the man's feces to fall all over the bed. Once the feces' are there the woman then rolls around on them and fills her body with the man's feces. The man then has sexual intercourse with her.

After Angela had a bead bath, she could not take off the smell of shit out of her body for a whole week!

by doralover20 August 12, 2009

Beazy

A Chill person someone who goes with the flow till the boat starts rocking and is forced to put the pimp hand down

Beazy now!

Why don't do just Beazy!

by Beazy123 February 28, 2009

brady

An overly dramatic pussy boy who can't handle criticism and only cares about himself. Plays victim so that he can get people to be around him and creates false attachments to people so that he feels validated.

"Dude did you see how Joe was acting like he did nothing wrong when he clearly was?" "Yeah he's being such a Brady."

by CrispyDinglyDong December 3, 2018

Beadle

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.

"That Beadle is some kinda wonderful."

"Don't mess that Beadle, the kids got mad intellect."

by IAMBEADLE October 21, 2008

tom brady

quite simply god of the gridiron, super bowl mvp quarterback of the New England Patriots, envy of all other nfl quarterbacks

Peyton Manning is decent but Tom Brady is the shit!

by mr. scheme April 14, 2007