Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021

BOOM BEACH

a game made by supercell who also made clash of clan

BOOM BEACH COME WITH A PLAN OR LEAVE IN FRICKIN DEFEAT.
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY

by cantcomeupacretivename October 10, 2021

Nut Beach

incredibly delectable

These chips are nut beach!

by lillypilutzergirlie65 May 17, 2021

Beach Heater

Cigarettes smoked while occupying the beach or surrounding beach area

Let’s go chill at the beach and smoke some beach heaters with the boys!

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy August 8, 2021

Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale

Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"

by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021

Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023

boom beach

The new game made by Supercell, those same guys who made Clash of Clans. All those games are just rip-offs of each other. It is the same as Clash of Clan except they reversed everything to guns, missiles, and nukes.

In Boom Beach, one guy used 4 tanks to attack me, but a 2 sniper towers, a flamethrower,and my machine gun wrecked them big time.

by Administrator December 14, 2015