christies beach

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.

Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"

by monmon555 December 12, 2013

Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020

Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021

BOOM BEACH

a game made by supercell who also made clash of clan

BOOM BEACH COME WITH A PLAN OR LEAVE IN FRICKIN DEFEAT.
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY

by cantcomeupacretivename October 10, 2021

The Beach Effect

The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.

I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.

by nonamericanwomenonly September 13, 2022

beach wings

Eat a girl out with crabs, similar red wings

I feel like something is crawling in my mustache. I must've earned my beach wings this weekend…

by BeachWingsFTW July 23, 2014

boom beach

The new game made by Supercell, those same guys who made Clash of Clans. All those games are just rip-offs of each other. It is the same as Clash of Clan except they reversed everything to guns, missiles, and nukes.

In Boom Beach, one guy used 4 tanks to attack me, but a 2 sniper towers, a flamethrower,and my machine gun wrecked them big time.

by Administrator December 14, 2015