Bulwell bath

When a chav cannot be bothered to shower in the morning he brakes out the Lynx Africa and sprays down his track suit and trainers.

Yo Bruv! You smell like a Bulwell bath. Sketty man!

by PHIL MC CRACKEN January 9, 2021

how bath man

first u get in hotel. then get in hotel ruum then get in shower turn shower on. but u sad u have no bathtub. saddd

it just is when tooo poor to get a bath in bath tub

Dick: I want to how bath man.
James: yeaa i knoww samee

by I hav a+ in sceanice February 18, 2021

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

Peroxide bath

Pouring peroxide on penis after unprotected sex.

Matt didn't wear a condom with that girl last night. Wes told him to take a peroxide bath

by Wesonetwo November 18, 2021

Bird bath

When a Male ejaculates into a a woman’s belly button

“Yo did u hear Michael bird bathed Olivia”

by Tripod#8 March 4, 2022

Mud Bath

Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.

My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.

by Jacuzzi March 17, 2022

standing bath

a shower apparenlty 🙄

emma’s taking a standing bath

by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022