fancy bastard

A fancy gay man, about to go on a fantastical and epic journey.
Godspeed you fancy bastard!
by Marathom May 09, 2011
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sick bastard

Purveyor of the world's greatest web-site: Bangedup.com.
Yo, Bangedup.com's sick bastard is pope for hooking us up with those Paris Hilton money shots.
by Sick Bastard May 11, 2004
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glass bastard

Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.
You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.
by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005
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bastard balls

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"
"hey bastard balls fuck right off"
by mattgc November 20, 2006
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Horny bastard

Someone who is always horny and is typically named Carlos. Usually are still virgins as well.
Carlos keeps on showing us pictures of girls from Instagram that he has a zero chance of getting. What a horny bastard !!
by NotPapiIvan January 01, 2018
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bastard-ass

Someone who is completey oblivious to their actions, unaware of reactions and such.
Thanks for takin' a leak on that chicks sofa, you bastard-ass.
by daveydeadite May 16, 2005
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cock bastard

your a fuckng cock bastard
by Kc August 27, 2003
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