Dialing the gate

To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.

I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.

by dioxholster January 22, 2011

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