Alessandro

Extra small dick and doesn’t need to flirt to get the ladies attention cause all he dose is fucks up. Also see wanka, jackass, asshole, dickhead, brainless and microscopic. He is an idiot.

Me: go away
Alessandro: why?
Me: cause your annoying

Alessandro: why?
Me: do you have a brain

Alessandro: no have you read the definition of me?

by Ur MoM IS gAYyyY AF November 13, 2019

alexandria

Normally have big tits, big forheads, ginger hair, lots of acne, and a flat ass. Do not be fooled by her kind voice. She will betray you. Often that friend you want to tell everything to but you know you can't trust. Alexandria's (alex for short) are not to be tampered with. Although they are short they can put up a fight. Alexandria's will critisize your every move. They are major hipicrits. They will take a guy, use him, make him the "perfect" boyfriend, then dump him. Pretend to be mature when really all they do is start drama. They don't listen to what you have to say and assume the worst. Often work somewhere like a shoppers drug store.

Girl 1: *crying*

Alexandria: what's wrong hun?
Girl 1: *tells alexandria everything*

The next day everyone knows..

by an.old.friend. January 12, 2012

Alejandro

A Fat Kid that will eat anything, He Will ask anyone "Can I get some" also will be annoying As Fuck. If you ever met him, you will say Fuck this I am out of here. Also he is a smart ass.

Arturo: Hey Axel
Axel: Yes Arturo?
Arturo: Can I get some
Axel: Fuck you Alejandro

by FUCKOFFTROLLS July 5, 2020

alexandria

Alexandria is a bitch, ugly, hoe. She kinna wack, so don't talk to her.

Damn, what a fucking Alexandria.

by not alexandria November 7, 2020

Alexandrea

Bitch

No seriously, that’s it, just a bitch.

Alexandrea... more like... bitch.

by AlwaysCorrectPerson October 29, 2019

Alexandria

Someone that gets put into many awkward situations.. Likes retarted cats that may or may not be high... Sees Babaru and says "Man... I should get high with you." Enjoys watching seven rather large men work out at the gym... at the same time... Accidentally hangs out with people that like to burn themselves.. at the mall. Owns the most unnecessary phone in the world. Is scared of "DJ's".... Watches the Spanish channel religiously.. Often.. with David.

Babii Shawty lil' mama Alexandria

by SHoeLaCexAWESOME February 8, 2010

Alejandro

An Alejandro can either be really mean or really nice. At first you find him arrogant or cocky, then once you get to know him he’s the sweetest person ever and really not hard to fall for at all. However that trait can go away and you can see his TRUE TRUE colors and they’re not very pretty. You’d be lucky if you just saw the sweet side to him because then he’d be absolutely perfect. Alejandros usually have brown hair brown eyes and tan skin, but it can vary.

Person one: I’m really starting to fall in love with Alejandro
Person two: Just be careful

by Godrinkbleach202 October 14, 2019