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Adulteress 

A female Adult (females over the age of 18)
Cameron Diaz is a famous Adulteress
Adulteress by Brian Patel April 4, 2008

Adulting 

Getting punished for being a responsible human
Energy company denies my electronic payment when I try to pay. Several days later, energy company takes my electronic payment (after I've mailed a check because electronic payment didn't work)... but it costs $35 to stop payment on a paper check. #adulting
Adulting by brittanybbg October 27, 2016

adultador 

Someone the same (or near the same) age as you who treats you like a baby.
Dude, we're the same age. Stop being such an adultador.
adultador by grrrrrrlb July 7, 2010

adultren 

"That bar is always filled with adultren"
adultren by Knee Toe December 17, 2015

Adultler 

Like an Adulterer, but much worse. Someone who cheats on their spouse so much, they are akin to the Hitler of dating. It is rumoured that the original Adultler had as many as 6 million affairs in an event dubbed "The Hole-a-caust". Hole-a-Caust deniers say this is greatly exaggerated and that the actual number is likely much lower, perhaps 10 or 20.
"Well, duh... of course he cheated on you... he's a total Adultler"

"You sir, are worse than Hitler - you're an Adultler"
Source: adamfromtheblok, Canada, eh?
Adultler by adamfromtheblok December 18, 2005

Self Adulation 

One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.

Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.


Talk amongst yourselves!

The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.

It is possible to: "WWJD"

It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
Self Adulation by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008