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Absolute Unit

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.
Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.
by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022
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Absoluteness

Absoluteness- YOU ARE AT FULL COCK NOW SPREAD IT ALL OVER THIS TEMPLE
Damn he told me i was Absoluteness
by Octo_Senpai February 5, 2022
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absolutely fucking massively gay

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"
by me3053082084130 February 10, 2022
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Absolute unit

by Moefoe2015 March 23, 2022
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Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
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Absolute Bombo

An extremely unpleasant situation that calls for an immediate resolution
The test we wrote yesterday was absolute bombo or it was A.B
by Awisi Pussy June 13, 2022
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absolutelyn't

n't - not, absolutelyn't - absolutely not
"Can you come do these dishes and walk the dog?"
"Absolutelyn't"
by Ball Seeker > June 21, 2022
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