Nod Goblin- noun
A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
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