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Nod Goblin

Nod Goblin- noun

A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.

Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
by J Wizzy August 23, 2022
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Grundle Goblin

Grundle Gobblin- third member of a threesome. Both other members are male.This third member male or female eats the semen off the grundle of male member 1 after he pushes it out his Anus in the doggie position. The seamen was put in there by male member 2.
by Dr Definition December 31, 2018
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waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
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Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.
Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017
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Durf Goblin

That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.
Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.
by CertainlyNotADurfGoblin November 13, 2019
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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
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danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.
by Goblin king April 17, 2019
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