david

a middle school band director/instructor who is very dorky and weird. everytime you show david something, he'll give a little head shake and chuckle a bit after. he is very um- talented. new students will probably have crushes on him and look at his butt.
oh my gosh! look at david!

what a david you did!

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David is a great crush and he's extremely handsome. he also has a wild sense of humor and wears long black t-shirts and has a white hoodie for a dance team. He's very funny and works well with all kinds of people.
Person 1: David is so handsome.
Person 2: Hell yeah
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a fucking pug who is gay and shows off his cock to other people. He doesn't wear underwear and has a hole in his pants where you can see his dick clearly.
Person 1: DAVID
*David ignores*
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A gay asshole that eats Isaiah ass and suck his dick every night
David loves Isaiah's com soooooooooooooooooo much
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A bitch who doesn't care what people think about him. He likes to have sex with most girls and beats the shit out of the girls' boyfriends. He is also a great pussy eater and booty grabber.
Girl: Damn David, since when could you grab booties?
Boy: I always have.
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david is usually an ugly person. that's selling his body for money.
david is a little cunt. who cannot be trusted.
omg is that a hooker?
yeah omg, what a fckin david.
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Oh my God he is so rattled like a David
by ChillForLife May 13, 2011
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