kick the squirrel

(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.

2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.

Today we all got together at Ambers to kick the squirrel.

by kittiesbutts March 08, 2016

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 12, 2011

Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

Flying Squirrel

A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.

I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk January 21, 2016

beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 01, 2010

sewer squirrel

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

by hairyshitstorm January 28, 2012