To clarify, the term "boyfriend" refers to a guy you are incredibly interested in; he doesn't have to be official or even realize that you call him this. He becomes a "gay boyfriend" if he's not down with you. (Because obviously, if he's not interested... he's clearly gay. )
Dude I've been tryin to kick it with my gay boyfriend for days now...but for some reason he keeps blowing me off. He must be gay.
by A Team from the B-Teens December 17, 2009
A male's bum hole that is so loose from being pounded by another man's erect penis that when passing wind an echoing wind noise is made.
by BoyfriendButtocks May 18, 2009
The sweetest most loveable boyfriend a girl can ever acquire. If you can get a yumma candy boyfriend, it means your pretty much the best thing to ever walk this earth. See "candy wife"
Me: "my boyfriends soo yummy!"
You: "ew"
Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"
You: "ew"
Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"
by Konosk April 01, 2011
by GoodDocBadDoc January 16, 2021
Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!
Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
by Sa5mmytoldme December 24, 2010
by VioletsorStella September 01, 2018
Someone that is more fun than you’re real boyfriend that you hang out with when your real relationship is going bad, but you would never settle with.
by norhygrets January 25, 2018