Angry Zombie

When you cum on a womans face while she sleeps so she wakes up with eyes stuck shut and lips stuck together and walks around with her arms outstretched walking blindly and mumbling jibberish because she can't open her mouth

CHRIS: How was the date?
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out

Angry Zombie by kensobaby December 3, 2014

cigarette zombie 

-A person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to bum cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.

-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.

-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.

Rob: Have you seen Noah lately?
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.

cigarette zombie by lunaticxparade August 14, 2009

Zombieing 

When you wake up the next morning after smoking a ton of weed and everything is hazey and your head is thinking slower than the world.

I smoked a whole eighth last night man im zombieing right now.

Zombieing by TheCCking September 11, 2010

ZombieDeathFuck 

The most violent, disgusting, terrifying, and creepy band of maniacs, who play fast, powerful and sickening deathfuckingmetal. old school style. established in 2002. sometimes they are seen lurking around the graveyards of the Bay Area, behind clouds of dank smoke....and leaving many splattered corpses of posers and scene kids after each horrifying live showcase of aural mutilation.

Yo, i saw ZombieDeathFuck last night at that illegal underground venue, and as soon as they started to play, my brain dripped out of my ears, and i projectile vomited bloody entrails into the mosh pit! I cant wait to see them play again!

ZombieDeathFuck by I.Dig.Graves. February 13, 2012

Zombie Hit 

A song or video that became popular in the 80's and 90's and then became hugely popular again when it began circulating on the internet. having risen from the dead, it's a "Zombie" hit.

A famous example of a Zombie hit would be the Rick Roll'd song.

Zombie Hit by Mark3791 May 10, 2009

Zombie Lurve 

When you love someone so much that you would rather let them turn you into a zombie than shoot them.

She dropped her gun and surrendered to zombie lurve letting her boyfriend bite her so they could be zombie lovers forever.

Zombie Lurve by Ducksterbunny September 25, 2010

Zombieber 

Any person following the life of Justin Bieber without thought or question.

That girl has been to every one of his concerts, she's like a Zombieber!

Zombieber by Andywhy February 28, 2011