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rusty zipper

A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.
Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.
by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006
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Zipper

The individual person who performs the act of zipestra, which is essentially moving the a zip up and down to create some sort of melody.

Somebody who does zipping.
If you were to take the zip on your flies on your trousers, and proceed to zip up and unzip them to the tune of "Back in Black", then you would be considered a zipper.
by Wye Knott October 2, 2010
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zippy

dude you have such a zippy!
by mufflerking230 May 13, 2009
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zipper

Nickname given to the Lockheed F-104 Starfighter.
by JonathanChance September 29, 2003
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baby zipper

I tapped that bitches "baby zipper" once, and almost had to unzip it 6 weeks later, i.e. an abortion.
by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009
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zipping the mattress

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
by jwancastro February 19, 2009
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zippa's

zip-lock baggies. often a symbol for selling drugs.
customer; excuse me sir, do you know where i could buy some marijuana?

dealer; I got you cuddie, you know i stay wit them zippa's!
by mickyThizzle September 25, 2009
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