Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.
As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"
by Silly_Ghillie March 21, 2016
Get the hockey cunt mug.When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
Get the Jamaican Hockey Puck mug.Specifically for Canadians, hockey boys are teenage boys who indulge in the sport hockey, wear backwards hats, khakis, dirty ass converse or Birkenstocks and team jackets. Usually unbelievably hot with nasty hair. Will have snap scores over 1 million and have hundreds of girls but swear you’re the only one they are talking to.
Ella: oh Connor snapped me!
Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!
Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys
Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!
Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys
by h28 January 23, 2024
Get the hockey boys mug.An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
by mducrane March 27, 2011
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Get the hockey pucks mug.A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."
by Sage of the North October 13, 2023
Get the Hockey Lindsay mug.Turf hockey is one of the most physical demanded sports on the body. It helps you become stronger, fitter, quicker and have stronger reflexes. Hockey is one of the most skill-based sports out there, as using a stick to move the ball around needs a high level of coordination — especially since you’re constantly on the move. Whoever plays turf hockey is a very strong fast and powerful person.
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